World Wide Grab-bag!

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Read it. Once your done laughing and can see through the tears, please continue on.

I would like to take this moment to announce that Dissolution has world wide firsted the following:

Venekor in Cazic Thule. Yes we killed him shortly after DoF launched when he had been changed and was "really hard".

Spirits of the Lost - Did that shortly after the change with LU13 when it was "really hard" as well.

Siyamak in Pillar of Flames - Killed this mob shortly after the combat changes wich changed all mobs with the release of EoF.

Mutagenic Outcast - Killed this as soon as the servers came up the day EoF was released.

Some mob in Freethinkers - These have been changed a couple times so since we go in twice a week im going to just guess we got one world wide first!

I am also going to take credit for Treah in Emerald Halls because I swear the first time we fought him he had more abilities, so we killed him first after the change because we were doing the whole zone in one day, so thats our world wide first now.

In briefly speaking with Exil of Second Dawn tonight, he informed me that SD now holds the world wide first on both contested and instanced Vox, so congratulations to them.

I would also like to publicly concede all prior world wide firsts Dissolution was thought to posses as clearly those mobs have been changed and we certantaly didnt get them first after it happened.

On a final note, congratulations LEET SAUCE (thats right, our fucking alt guild bitches) on what I am giong to claim as world wide first Perdition in Maj Dul. BAM!

Please let me know what world wide firsts each of your guilds now posses. Clearly the accepted way of measuring world wide firsts has changed and every mob now has a new guild able to claim WW1 on it, so I would like to get my "facts" straight.

Hello?

Is there anything interesting going on at all? Really, anything remotely interesting? Preferably some sort of new drama or controversial subject.

All I can tell is everything is the same old and nothing new will happen in eq2 until the next release of some form. We may or may not get an epic quest, whomever world firsts it grats, on your lockout timers aligning cuz I am sure there will be like 10 guilds that beat it the first time they go into IS or EH or whatever zone you need to go into to finish it. I am pretty sure Lyndro posted that the rewards will be worth it so I guess we may have that to go off on when the rewards are in fact broken and useless piles of shit.

Other than that a bunch of people are playing vanguard like its some new thing when in reality its SOE's new eq2 with most likely the exact same people working on it and calling most of the shots. Have fun leveling up in that game people because once thats over you have eq2 all over again, only your starting from the ground and having to work up again. Not my idea of fun, but to each their own I suppose.

So anyone have some new insult play on my name or something? Ive grown tired of Ishfag and Bitchbu and would like a new one. That or something actually worth disussing/argueing would be great because I think we're all getting a bit bored here.

Cue the Four Horsemen

Today is a dark day for EQ2. The entire EQ2 community is worse off for its passing. Today, Xelus quit.

Generally I dont give a fuck when people quit. People come and go in this game all the time, its nothing that hasnt been done before. Xelus however, is a different story.

Many people may not know who Xelus is. Xelus is the best player to have ever played EQ2, period. He was better than me, he was better than you, he was better than us all, and he was a genuinely nice guy on top of it. Everyone who played with Xelus knows he was the best player so dont even try and argue against it. Hell I didnt want Xelus to roll a conjuror even as an alt because being the second best conjuror in guild would suck. You all know how full of myself I am, so think how good Xelus must have been for me to feel that way?

Xelus and I have been in rival guilds, no guild, and the same guild since we both started raiding on Nektulos in early t5. He didnt always agree with me, with what I had to say, or how I said it. Hell, he probably didnt always like me, but there will never be a more loyal person than Xelus in a video game. He was the only person to leave Dissolution when I got kicked out, and he came back, and even rolled a needed class when I went back. Also, who could forget his infamous FUCK YOU post to SOE?

Anyways, congratulations Xelus and good luck with the new job. You are the first person to ever leave the game that I am truly sad to see go. All of EQ2 is now less skilled as a whole.

The apocolypse is upon us...